sketchycharacter

Urine trouble.

:)

oh no
no
that's TERRIBLE

Hey
I learned from the PUN master
You only have yourself to blame

i'm honestly torn between being appalled and incredibly proud

Are you ready for an adventure?

Alpaca my bags.

[ And with this message that comes a few moments later, a file attachment of an image: it's a quickly ~~terribly~~ sketched alpaca with bags hanging off its one side. Keep in mind she's nowhere near as good at drawing as he is but ... it's the thought that counts. ]

[It might not be as expertly crafted as one of his drawings, but it is adorable and Nate is charmed as hell.]

marry me

What's that? A proposal?

I'm ready to stop being cacti, and ready to start being cactus.

[ Has she wooed you yet, Nathan? She draws a pair of cactus together with hearts all on the top, the branches together like they're holding hands. Prickly hands. ]

[He quickly texts back a sketch that's basically a redraw of the cactus couple, but with a bow tie and wedding veil added.]

I need to make an album, tack it in there with our pictures.
But hey, you know what...

[ Incoming: a sketch of two pears, a smaller one with blush scratches on the cheeks and the bigger one carrying a fancy mustache and bow tie, written underneath: PERFECT PAIR. ]

oh that's definitely us
don't let anyone say you can't draw
that's a perfect likeness

Now you're just mocking me

i would never
ok maybe i don't have a mustache
but everything else is just right

You're not too old yet to let one grow in
Don't ever let anyone say you can't
Maybe you can even grow in a flavor strip

sully would either be very proud or think i'm stealing his look
i'm not sure which
what the hell is a flavor strip?

Only one way to find out
You seriously don't know what a flavor strip is??
And you've gone down on me how many times again since we started this relationship business?

one, i started going down on you way before we were in a relationship
two, if i'm visualizing the right thing now i just
there's a name for that?!?!

Only after I went down on you first
And yes, yes there is
Soul patch, flavor savor
Grow just the top above the upper lip and you'd have a tickler

that's why we work as a couple, it's been equal from the start
also you have now ensured that i never grow any kind of facial hair
that's just weird

If only you could hear me laughing right now
my sides really hurt
but what if I liked having a little rug burn on the inner thighs??
at least keep the stubble

that's exactly what the stubble is for
gotta leave my mark and all
i assumed you knew that

good cause I don't know what I'd do with you so bare-faced

you kind of had the chance to find out already
bare-faced and babyfaced

Funny how that all turned out huh

yeah
that is one word for it

What would you call it then?

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