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"This is Nate. Leave a message and I'll probably get back to you."

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[sketchycharacter]

[It might not be as expertly crafted as one of his drawings, but it is adorable and Nate is charmed as hell.]

marry me

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[tearsinajar]

What's that? A proposal?

I'm ready to stop being cacti, and ready to start being cactus.



[ Has she wooed you yet, Nathan? She draws a pair of cactus together with hearts all on the top, the branches together like they're holding hands. Prickly hands. ]

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[sketchycharacter]

[He quickly texts back a sketch that's basically a redraw of the cactus couple, but with a bow tie and wedding veil added.]

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[tearsinajar]

I need to make an album, tack it in there with our pictures.
But hey, you know what...



[ Incoming: a sketch of two pears, a smaller one with blush scratches on the cheeks and the bigger one carrying a fancy mustache and bow tie, written underneath: PERFECT PAIR. ]

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[sketchycharacter]

oh that's definitely us
don't let anyone say you can't draw
that's a perfect likeness

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[tearsinajar]

Now you're just mocking me

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[sketchycharacter]

i would never
ok maybe i don't have a mustache
but everything else is just right

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[tearsinajar]

You're not too old yet to let one grow in
Don't ever let anyone say you can't
Maybe you can even grow in a flavor strip

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[sketchycharacter]

sully would either be very proud or think i'm stealing his look
i'm not sure which
what the hell is a flavor strip?

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[tearsinajar]

Only one way to find out
You seriously don't know what a flavor strip is??
And you've gone down on me how many times again since we started this relationship business?

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[sketchycharacter]

one, i started going down on you way before we were in a relationship
two, if i'm visualizing the right thing now i just
there's a name for that?!?!

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[tearsinajar]

Only after I went down on you first
And yes, yes there is
Soul patch, flavor savor
Grow just the top above the upper lip and you'd have a tickler

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[sketchycharacter]

that's why we work as a couple, it's been equal from the start
also you have now ensured that i never grow any kind of facial hair
that's just weird

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[tearsinajar]

If only you could hear me laughing right now
my sides really hurt
but what if I liked having a little rug burn on the inner thighs??
at least keep the stubble

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[sketchycharacter]

that's exactly what the stubble is for
gotta leave my mark and all
i assumed you knew that

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[tearsinajar]

good cause I don't know what I'd do with you so bare-faced

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[sketchycharacter]

you kind of had the chance to find out already
bare-faced and babyfaced

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[tearsinajar]

Funny how that all turned out huh

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[sketchycharacter]

yeah
that is one word for it

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[tearsinajar]

What would you call it then?

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[sketchycharacter]

i'm honestly not sure
'weird as hell' is three words so not an appropriate substitute

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[tearsinajar]

Hmmm
when aren't things weird as hell?
that's not a trick question

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[sketchycharacter]

i know it's not
but i'm having trouble answering that one too
we might have to assume weird as hell is a condition of being in space

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[tearsinajar]

Considering everything so far in the short span of two months ... yes, it comes with the whole ship thing

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[sketchycharacter]

almost three but i guess it's more like two for you
but still
jesus
seems longer