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[sketchycharacter]

"This is Nate. Leave a message and I'll probably get back to you."

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[tearsinajar]

Now you're just mocking me

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[sketchycharacter]

i would never
ok maybe i don't have a mustache
but everything else is just right

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[tearsinajar]

You're not too old yet to let one grow in
Don't ever let anyone say you can't
Maybe you can even grow in a flavor strip

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[sketchycharacter]

sully would either be very proud or think i'm stealing his look
i'm not sure which
what the hell is a flavor strip?

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[tearsinajar]

Only one way to find out
You seriously don't know what a flavor strip is??
And you've gone down on me how many times again since we started this relationship business?

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[sketchycharacter]

one, i started going down on you way before we were in a relationship
two, if i'm visualizing the right thing now i just
there's a name for that?!?!

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[tearsinajar]

Only after I went down on you first
And yes, yes there is
Soul patch, flavor savor
Grow just the top above the upper lip and you'd have a tickler

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[sketchycharacter]

that's why we work as a couple, it's been equal from the start
also you have now ensured that i never grow any kind of facial hair
that's just weird

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[tearsinajar]

If only you could hear me laughing right now
my sides really hurt
but what if I liked having a little rug burn on the inner thighs??
at least keep the stubble

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[sketchycharacter]

that's exactly what the stubble is for
gotta leave my mark and all
i assumed you knew that

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[tearsinajar]

good cause I don't know what I'd do with you so bare-faced

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[sketchycharacter]

you kind of had the chance to find out already
bare-faced and babyfaced

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[tearsinajar]

Funny how that all turned out huh

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[sketchycharacter]

yeah
that is one word for it

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[tearsinajar]

What would you call it then?

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[sketchycharacter]

i'm honestly not sure
'weird as hell' is three words so not an appropriate substitute

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[tearsinajar]

Hmmm
when aren't things weird as hell?
that's not a trick question

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[sketchycharacter]

i know it's not
but i'm having trouble answering that one too
we might have to assume weird as hell is a condition of being in space

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[tearsinajar]

Considering everything so far in the short span of two months ... yes, it comes with the whole ship thing

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[sketchycharacter]

almost three but i guess it's more like two for you
but still
jesus
seems longer

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[tearsinajar]

Has it been that long?
They weren't kidding about how serious cryo is

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[sketchycharacter]

yeah
funny how you didn't even know the days were passing
and i felt them twice as hard

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[tearsinajar]

Don't even ask if I dreamt anything, I don't remember a thing
I should've taken care of things sooner
I shouldn't have put you through that

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[sketchycharacter]

it's not your fault
that would be a lot to ask of anyone
i would have had trouble trusting that technology too
all that matters is that you're okay now
we both survived

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[tearsinajar]

still
I'm sorry.