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[sketchycharacter]

"This is Nate. Leave a message and I'll probably get back to you."

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06/03 - package

[tearsinajar]

[ Everything's piled neatly together and tied in twine, a bow on top. The bottom is made of two moleskin notebooks as the base support with two flat steel cases making the middle tier: one and two. On top of that, a stack of post-its and then a small, tan leather square box containing a nice little surprise within.

There's no note.

She shouldn't have to leave one.

He'll know.

They're all essentials that he'll need while they're staying here. ]

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[a_shadow]

I'm Tex. From what I understand you've been assigned to teach. I am the existing teacher on board, to be joined by you and one other. I was just wondering if you wanted to meet and get a tour of the classroom facilities and library.

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[sketchycharacter]

yeah that would be great, i'd really like that

just so you know though i've never taught anything in my life

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[a_shadow]

Part of pulling our weight around here is apparently doing things we don't even have experience doing. It's part of the charm of the place.

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[sketchycharacter]

that's fine i just don't want anyone accusing me of turning kids into delinquents.

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[a_shadow]

Buddy, I don't think the kids here need your help in that department. Not that they're bad kids, they're just

Well, we'll say most of them are pretty worldly-wise.

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[tearsinajar]

Question.

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[sketchycharacter]

answer

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[tearsinajar]

Have you stepped foot in the spa and tried that place out yet?

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[sketchycharacter]

no isn't that a girl thing?

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[tearsinajar]

I know guys who get manipedis all the time.

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[sketchycharacter]

sounds like they should see a doctor for that

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[tearsinajar]

Do you even know what manipedis stands for?

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[sketchycharacter]

nope

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[tearsinajar]

Manicures and pedicures. You know, that thing I would go to for my nails every month or so?

[ One of the few things she would treat herself to if ever she had the time and wasn't off in some war-torn country for weeks on end. ]

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[sketchycharacter]

oh right those. in that case i don't believe you

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[tearsinajar]

What? It's a legit thing. Guys get their nails buffed and their cuticles treated a lot! You could gain a thing or two from visiting there, I've seen how bad your hangnails get Nate.

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[sketchycharacter]

i'd just scuff them up again

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[tearsinajar]

Fine. Anyway. The point of this was because I stopped by there the other day and it's kind of scary looking in the mirror now.

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[sketchycharacter]

why did they give you one of those mud masks and forget to take it off?

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[tearsinajar]

Uh not exactly. It came off just fine. And I'd say about ten years with it.

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[sketchycharacter]

haha i bet. they must do good work there

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[tearsinajar]

I'm being serious. And stop laughing. I can hear you.

[ Not really, but still. ]

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[sketchycharacter]

bullshit you cannot

ok show me a picture then

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[tearsinajar]

I'm kind of scared to, no word of a lie.

Like. It's like you robbed a cradle, Nate. You're a cradle robber. Add it to your resume.