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"This is Nate. Leave a message and I'll probably get back to you."

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[otiosity]

im making that exact face

[sketchycharacter]

i'd say you should go bang another alien to entertain yourself but the cold is gonna work against you on that/font>

[otiosity]

maybe they have a weird sneezing or snot fetish

[sketchycharacter]

there's something for everybody i guess

[otiosity]

sadly i dont think i can get out of bed without passing out or getting sick so no snotty sexual encounters for. i guess i just have to talk to you.

[sketchycharacter]

yay for me
what if i want to go get laid though

[otiosity]

you cant you're my companion through this horrible experience

[sketchycharacter]

i'm gonna do it i'm gonna go find elena and get in her pants right now

[otiosity]

i'm sitting here waaaittinnnnng. so sad. so ill. it might be fatal.

[sketchycharacter]

wow that really sucks for you

[otiosity]

Grant a pretend dying woman her last wish

[sketchycharacter]

fine fine fine
how can i entertain you today

[otiosity]

come over and play cards? or watch the moving box thing you like.

[sketchycharacter]

we could do both
anything special you wanna watch? i've got elena's old show but no other dvds
the ingress is lacking on building up my collection

[otiosity]

seems like a good way to spend my last days

[sketchycharacter]

k wanna meet in the lounge?

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[otiosity]

kk

[Hawke comes shuffling into the lounge with a blanket around her shoulders and still in her pajamas (an oversized shirt and boxers). She does look under the weather but certainly nothing more than a bad head cold despite early dramatics.

She drops down onto the couch next to Nate with a yawn drops a box of tissues between them.]

I still don't understand this picture box.

[sketchycharacter]

[Close but not too close, Hawke. Don't get him sick.]

No one really does except the people who make this kind of thing. Most people don't know how it actually works.

[The DVD is already in the player, and he tosses her the box.]

I hope you like history as it pertains to a world you've never been to.

[otiosity]

[Shhh adore her, germs and all. Hawke catches the box with a sniffle and curiously turns it over in her hands. How do so many pictures and sounds get stored in this?]

And you think magic is strange.

[She leans back and settles against the couch.]

So this is Elena's job. To be in the picture box and talk about history?

[sketchycharacter]

[Magic is strange, but so is TV. It's fair.]

It used to be. Educational and informative.

[After some navigating, he picks out episode three of the season.]

This is the episode I watched that convinced me to con her producers into paying for our expedition.

[otiosity]

Is it because you thought she was attractive and you wanted to spend time with her? Or perhaps that was just one of the perks.

[It's a jab but honestly... even Hawke would think that was pretty cute.]

[sketchycharacter]

I thought she was cute, but I honestly had no plans of trying to sleep with her.

[Which would have been all he was looking for at the time. Lifetime commitment, what's that?]

I just wanted someone else to pick up the bill. Do you have any idea how expensive undersea expeditions are?

[otiosity]

[Hawke sneezes into a tissue and blows her nose before continuing, as seriously as one can sound with a head cold-]

I happen to be an expert in undersea expedition expenses.

[sketchycharacter]

I'm not talking about going down on your girlfriend in a pool.

[Not that expertise in that wouldn't be impressive.]

[otiosity]

It was more like a very large bathtub if you take dimensions into account.