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tell them i was pretty

i mean you're all right

nowur justbeing rude. let a dyibng woman have her slefesteem

Edited 2016-08-22 20:27 (UTC)

you're not dying you big baby. you're just probably going to wish you were tomorrow.

im dying existentially nd ur mocking my flat chest. unbelibale

i wasn't even thinking about your flat chest. sorry to say hawke but i am immune to your tits or lack thereof.

oh ok youjust ment my face fair enoguh

wait do you think i go around evaluating women based on their cup size
wow
i thought we were friends

you are invvoled in some inscruouolu ...unsrcpous, unscrouplo-you know. sorts ofbusiness.

not lately i'm not and what does that have to do with your tits anyway

it...

why are we talkinga bout tits nyway? they are nice thoguh

you started it
and i agree about tits in general
i have no opinion on yours specifically

or lack there of. hahaha
maker im amess

yeah
but you'll be less of one tomorrow, or after the hangover's done
trust me i know
you'll be ok

is it possible to puke so much you break all of your ribs

theoretically yes but you'd probably choke on your vomit and asphyxiate first

with my luck im not gonna rule that one out

just try to think positive

what if i wasnt puking.

thats positive right

incredibly positive

eventually it will probably also be true